March 2011
They expect my reaction to be something like:
When really, my reaction is something like:
Truth
Chef Yotam Ottolenghi, who I’ve never heard of, is redefining vegetarianism. BECAUSE HE CAN. JUST KIDDING who the fuck is he?
Here he goes, “‘You can be vegetarian and eat fish,’ he says. ‘It’s your choice, just say: “I am what I am.” There are no hard core divisions any more.’” As a Popeye fan, I’m all for, “I am what I am,” but if you eat fish, what you am ain’t a vegetarian. What you are is someone who doesn’t eat any meat besides fish. How hard is that to say? It’s no more difficult than saying “I’m vegetarian but I eat fish” and it has the bonus of not being TOTAL BULLSHIT.
(via Vegetarian Star!)
This drives me crazy, and because of it, I constantly get asked things like “Do you eat fish? Do you eat chicken?” *eye roll*
- We think about eating chocolate 24/7, but if we eat it it will undo all the hard work of only eating bunny food all day, so instead we “treat” ourselves to some shitty cereal
- being on our period makes us wear hoodies
- Cleaning the house occupies our every waking thought and new ways to clean make us happier than anything else in the universe
- we love to nag everyone around us
- the only thing we want from life is for our boyfriend to buy us tacky jewelry from Jared’s
- we are all complete fire breathing bitches when we have PMS
- we constantly force men to shop with us
- we talk a lot, but not about anything important.
- we whine and whine and whine.
- we never want our boyfriends to do anything with their friends
Chocolat
(via quote-book)
And an amazing song comes on the radio so you start to dance:
And the driver next to you catches sight of you and stare:
So you give the smile:
And go back to breaking it down:
All. The. Time.
Excellent! Except for the last one, I’d use something from this video of Dean. (the eye of the tiger one!) Probably him using his leg for a guitar, hahaha.
“That long-held empirical value of pi, I am not saying it should be necessarily viewed as wrong, but 3 is a lot better,” said Roby, the 34-year old legislator representing Alabama’s second congressional district, ushered into office in the historic 2010 Republican mid-term bonanza.
(source)
These are the people that run our government.
Nathan Fillion, Entertainment Weekly (via randy-giles)

like i said, i’ll be in my bunk.
(via oldtobegin)
Oh Nathan, I love you.
(via ringmastergoldie)
“Christmas was coming. One morning in mid-December, Hogwarts woke to find itself covered in several feet of snow. The lake froze solid and the Weasley twins were punished for bewitching several snowballs so that they followed Quirrell around, bouncing off the back of his turban.” – Philosophers Stone, CH. 12
Ha! I never thought about that.
Joss Whedon: Because you’re still asking me that question.” —
(via jasmined, iamemilyawkward)
(via jennhoney)
(via fuckyeahbuffy)
-Charlie Sheen (via ohlordy-)
LOL i love that this is sourced from “ohlordy” because that is pretty much the perfect reaction to this quote. Oh, lordy.
This is amazing. I was expecting something like ages 1 - 18 but that has a whole 32 years of history.
this is really beautiful. check it out.







